Saturday, 7 January 2012

Semtex take on the new ID Badges

The proactive ranks of the UCG saw through this expensive smokescreen ages ago !
Naturally there was an issue with a few yellow badge rogues going under the fence and working off patch, we know that.


But creating enough attention and causing a fight between our own was a very clever ruse by TFL, to give them time to recover. Instead of our trade amalgamating and using our combined strength as a negotiating tool, we were busy slagging each other off with gusto.


Meanwhile, behind the scenes at Palestra and City Hall, other much more relevant issues were being discussed.


Transport for London's revenue greed have created a monster that they simply cannot control. There is not one senior police officer in any of the forces of either Metropolitan, City or British Transport Police who could look me in the eye and say that in respect of enforcement control in London, they have their finger on the pulse.
BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T !


The situation is seriously out of control, and London's combined police forces are putting their hands together each and every morning, and thanking the Almighty that they have got away with another day !


The free for all toffee apple sales of TFL's mini cab roundel shop is in full swing.
I am not aware of how many mini cabs are currently licensed. I am not aware of how many illegal touts are currently blatantly working in London.


But I AM aware of how many officers make up the current enforcement team to deal with them, and take it from me, it is absolutely nowhere near enough.


Time and time and time again, I have banged on and on about the lack of enforcement in London regarding mini cabs, will eventually cause a National Security breach. I have even told Helen Chapman this on the phone !


One day, the run of good luck combined with the law of averages will eventually run out for TFL and the Police.


When it does, the broken chain of security to London, will be cordoned off by investigators, keen to find out just who let the situation get this bad.


I am not going to incriminate myself at this stage, forecasting who will be blamed for the heads, arms, legs and torsos being seperated from the rest of the bodies of Londoners going about their business.


But I am sure that I know who it will be, and I am sure that this horror will eventually happen.
I am also sure that the ongoing investigation will reveal that a driver of a TFL/PCO licensed mini cab will be at the bottom of it.


Mystic Meg ? No, of course not. Prior information ? No, of course not. Dramatic and over the top reaction ? No, of course not. Just plain common sense and former experience, that's all.


Creating green and yellow cardboard squares in the back of cabs may well be the answer to the TFL Enforcement Programme, but it certainly isn't mine, and going on this post, neither the UCG's !


As I type this on 7th January 2012, the current MI5 Security Threat Level is 'SUBSTANTIAL'.
There are over 70,000 mini cabs that TFL are aware of out there, and God knows how many mini cabs off radar are operating illegally.


The issuing of bits of green and yellow cardboard squares will be seen as a major thrust forward by the PCO by many. After all, the threat of the odd yellow badge working in town was a worry to us all.


Personally, I would have rather have seen how ever much these cardboard squares has cost us all, go towards a far better cause in my eyes...............BETTER ENFORCEMENT, MORE COMPLIANCE AND A SAFER LONDON !


Keep cutting the cardboard out TFL. Keep selling the roundels and keep selling the toffee apples.


Above all though, keep up your friendship with Lady Luck. She has been extremely good to you so far, and for all our sakes, I hope she continues to do so.


8829 Semtex

22 comments:

  1. Gerald Coba07/01/2012 10:26

    Again a great piece of writing and you've hit the nail right on the head

    What a great nick name
    Toffee apple Hendy
    Hope it sticks

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  2. Cardboard squares doing the work of cardboard coppers.
    Project horizon will see on street enforcement cut back dramatically

    24,000 GB/ 10,009 yellow badges

    Postal costs with letter from mayor would have put another enforcement officer on the street

    Printing costs would have seen another two bringing night time Enfircement up to 10 bodies.

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  3. Come on lads 3500 yellow badges which a hand full at most likely picking up the crap we don't want or 70000 mini cabs the real problem if we lose the suburbs we will be next ?

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  4. Cloned bills/ID badges available in East end pub last night for £1,000 choice of badge number

    Asian fellow in a suit.
    Called police on phone but they no showed.

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  5. ID badge should have gone behind rear veiw mirror so as not to impear visibility

    Oh no Oddy wouldn't stand for that would he, it would interfere with Con Cab sticker and as a director would come in for some flack from their minicab owners

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  6. Yellow badge David07/01/2012 12:56

    Yellow badge drivers will be making a legal challenge and demand access to Heathrow Airport
    as it falls in their sector.

    ID badges could be our savour
    Look how many work at city airport

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  7. you seem concerned yellow badge david?

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  8. The enforcement teams do nothing, twice at The Anthologist Bar in Gresham Street a CBJ was arrested for taking bookings on the pavement. Why is it that the same CBJ is their all the time and that the license has not been revoked Miss Helen Chapman!? The same goes for Reflex Club which is located in Watling St. Every night the CBJ is taking bookings on the pavement. What is being done about it? Nothing. How can TFL allow this to continue is what i cannot understand

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  9. u r a crank

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  10. we should do all we can to get rid of the touts and illegal use of black cab ranks but the national security argument is a weak one: the terrorist nail bomber Copeland used a black cab to get to Brick Lane to set off a bomb. Sgt Bilker

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  11. Anon 14:32 take a trip to Gresham St tonight and see how many touts are there! CBJ openly touting after being arrested twice already!

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  12. National Security argument is a weak one ? Do you reckon ?

    Was the nail bomber Copeland a Licensed London Taxi Driver ?

    I have no doubt that passengers who have travelled in London cabs have committed murders, rapes, buggery, theft, burglary, terrorism........and more.

    I am not referring to PASSENGERS who take mini cabs. I am referring to THE DRIVERS OF THEM. LICENSED TO DRIVE THEIR MINI CAB BY TFL .

    The National Security Argument is a weak one, is it ?

    We shall see my friend, we shall see.

    Remember your post, and my reply to it.

    Let's hope I don't have to dredge it up any time soon.

    Be lucky.

    8829 Semtex

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  13. Plan 4 2012 Do the knowledge Monday to Wednesday ! Buy a rickshaw 4 £750 work thurs Friday and saturdays cash in hand, And nearly forgot dont forget to sigh on!! Happy days yellow badges !! And a happy new year gb!! I might even put the yellow ID on the back of my rickshaw !!!

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  14. One day of Id stickers and it has started the dived in the trade already I hear 1000 yb to block Heathrow airport to get what is rightly there's well done to all the pricks that couldn't take on the mini cabs happy new year !!!

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  15. A can of worms has opened all because of the LCDC could not take the mini cabs on!! They have devided the trade well and good. The only winners in this are the mini cabs so all raise a glass for the LCDC

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  16. Funny how one of our black cab drivers got punched in the face by the clip board guy at reflex bar and then all the others ran off without offering to help. What a bunch of pussies

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  17. Yellow badge Dave07/01/2012 20:09

    Probably the same bunch of pussie who will surround a YB driver and kick the shit out of him for nothing more than picking up a radio job

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  18. Totally agree with you Yellow Badge Dave - These guys are such pussies that one of their own cabbies is getting beaten up and didn't even offer to help. The funny thing is that the clip board guy is a little guy who openly touts!

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  19. re: There are over 70,000 mini cabs that TFL are aware of out there, and God knows how many mini cabs off radar are operating illegally.

    how on earth are firms like this blatantly operating & flouting SO MANY aspects of the tfl rules & regs for Private Hire?

    eg age of vehicle
         number of passengers

    http://www.smallcarbigcity.com/

    they even use a tfl Private Hire Licence detail in their advertising

    they have many youTube videos showing FULL evidence of their ILLEGAL OPERATION

    tfl don't even monitor the firms & drivers they Licence

    is that not NEGLIGENCE?

    or put another way, aren't those in charge, NOT FIT FOR PURPOSE?

    TK 13

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  20. And so TfL get their way. They must be pissing themselves laughing at the way we're all digging each other out on here.

    congratulations

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  21. you green badges are all fools you have just let the mini cabs and addison lee go one step further to yout your work .....all your badge numbers are all in your windows and you are now an enemy of the yellows so when you come to lca you are not welcome

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  22. Now the tax man knows when we work I give it 5 years and doing the green will be a thing of the past tfl want PH

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