Monday, 13 September 2010

Taxi Lies Update...By Jason Byrne.

This is the STAR LETTER in the latest issue of Taxi. Notice anything wrong?

click to enlarge.
Why would you be taken to west end central police station ?
You are on Kensington's ground.
Show us the charge sheet or ref number if its true. Prove it LTDA or is this just another jackanory?

By the way Bob, when did refusing a job under 12 miles become an arrestable offence?
It was always just a reportable offence.

Are we now to assume that all the backslapping "Star Letters" that have appeared in this comic are what is referred to as placed letters?
Steve your wrong mate, it seem you can make it up and do quite often...

8 comments:

  1. Well,funny you should put that on here-- a few of you may remember a few years ago a taxi driver ran into the back of a lorry [i think it was]in park lane the passenger was killed [pore sod]broken neck i think,well,a traffic officer involved[when it went to court]told me the ltda brief,i think many of you may know the name [demiwhat]was a wanker.
    colinthecabby

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  2. Taxi Newspaper...or the Comic as it's better known to me,
    uses this Name & address supplied waffle all the time,
    to recruit the gullible!
    C'mon, give us M.S.'s...or should I say Mickey Spillane's address ?




    "a little bit about Mickey"


    Growing up in Elizabeth, New Jersey, young Mickey showed a flair for sports and
    telling stories; the latter earned him a little extra money when he began
    selling yarns soon after graduating high school while the former got him a place
    at Kansas State Teachers College, albeit briefly. He was soon back in New York,
    and in 1939 found work with Funnies, Inc., a comic strip production-line run by
    Lloyd V. Jacquet who supplied strips, written and drawn in-house, to the
    majority of the leading comic publishers of the time; Spillane found himself
    working on characters such as The Human Torch, Sub-Mariner, Captain America,
    Blue Bolt, Batman, Captain Marvel and Plastic Man for the next few years before
    seeing war service with the Air Force, training pilots at Greenwood,
    Mississippi.

    frankie

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  3. Tell me something I don't know!

    This so called trade paper isn't called The Comic for nothing.

    It should be called LIAR

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  4. Bob Oddy Reply's13/09/2010 16:17

    Because that was where the taxi squad was operating from for the years before they moved to Belgravia. Simples.
    How many members has the RMT Taxi branch got? Exactly. No comment as usual.
    You're getting more and more desperate Jim /John with your made up posts and names, and we're all loving every minute.
    You've gone very white over the last couple of years, not long now eh?

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  5. No, That won't do Bob
    The move to Belgravia was long before this case.
    Plus its still not an arrestable offence.

    Bob just remember the words of Sir Walter Scott
    Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!

    The RMT has more members than the Unite Union, but less than the LTDA.
    No I haven't gone white, But Jim's my hair has been that colour for well over twenty years.

    So the names on our posts are made up...
    Micky Walker, Peter Rose, John Kennedy, Sheldon Collins, Thomas the Taxi (Jim Thomas), Steve Emment (Legalledoff), John Mason and Helen Chapman wont like that remark Bob.
    As for Travis B, Simco, Dizzy, Red Cad Dave and Wongo, They are all well known to the people who need to know their true identities.

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  6. Steve McNaRumpole13/09/2010 22:52

    So the LTDA has not advised it's members that 'Refusing' is now an arrestable offence.

    Why?

    or is the 'Star' Letter another figment of Woodfield Roads attempt to fill the pages of'TAXI' with more drivel that credits the average cab driver with no intelligence.

    Anyhow some advise for all those thousands of knowledge students whose free membership is shoring up the ship at the LTDA.

    When you get out cab driving if you are 'just about to finish your shift' turn your light off and go home, after all you would not want to trouble the 'Red Hot' Barrister and Mr Oddy!

    OK Mr Pessok 'Show & Tell'!

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  7. Mr Oddy,
    your comments made to Jim "You've gone very white over the last couple of years, not long now eh?" are an absolute disgrace...& clearly show the nasty piece of work you are!
    You will be gone long before Jim Thomas...& hopefully before you get the MBE you crave, for dis-service to the Taxi Trade!
    Time to stand down Mr Oddy!

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  8. Did any one read the made up nonsense in Mcnamorons Piece where he is to scared to mention the RMT ?

    He might be a clown and a yes man, but he is a dangerous one

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